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THIS IS IT, GAZ.

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MONTHS OF SPYING
            ON ZIM'S FREAKISH
            LITTLE HOUSE

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ARE ABOUT TO PAY OFF.

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I KNOW EVERY
            OUTER DEFENSE

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AND JUST ENOUGH
            OF THE INNER ONES

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TO ACTUALLY
            MAKE IT DOWN

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INTO THE REAL BASE
            UNDERNEATH.

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AND ONCE I GET
            IN THERE, I'M...

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MAN, AM I GONNA DO
            SOMETHING.

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[CRAYON SQUEAKS]

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I'M TRYING TO DRAW
A LITTLE PIGGY.

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[LAUGHING]

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CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M TRYING TO DRAW
A LITTLE PIGGY?

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BE QUIET.

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DON'T YOU CARE
        THAT ZIM'S TRYING
        TO DESTROY ALL MANKIND?

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BUT HE'S SO BAD AT IT.

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YOU--YOU JUST
                DON'T GET IT.

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GAZ, IT'S THE ANNUAL
FAMILY NIGHT OUT,

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AND IT'S YOUR TURN
TO PICK WHERE WE EAT.

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THE TIME FOR
CHOOSING IS NOW.

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Professor Membrane:
    WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU--

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BLOATY'S.
            WE'RE GOING TO
            BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG.

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PIG COMMANDS ME.

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THAT SOUNDS FINE.
I'LL BE HOME AT 8.

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Dib: I'LL BE HOME IN TIME
FOR<i> MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES.</i>

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YOU KNOW, DAD'S
        TAKING US OUT TONIGHT.

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I PICKED BLOATY'S.

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THIS IS BIGGER
THAN PIZZA, GAZ.

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THIS IS THE FATE
OF ALL MANKIND.

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YOU AND YOUR MANKIND.

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UH-HUH.
                    WHATEVER.

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LOOK, IF I'M
            NOT HOME IN TIME,

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CALL THIS NUMBER
            AND TELL THEM

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"THE MOTHMAN IS CAUGHT
        IN THE SPIDER'S WEB."

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THEY'LL KNOW
            WHAT YOU MEAN.

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BUT LIKE I SAID,
        I'LL PROBABLY BE BACK

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BEFORE THE<i> MYSTERIES</i>
        THEME SONG STARTS.

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YOU CAN GO NOW.

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Man on TV:
    WELCOME, TRUTH-SEEKERS,

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TO<i> MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES</i>
    <i> OF STRANGE MYSTERY.</i>

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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

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KIDS, I'M HOME.
ARE YOU READY TO GO?

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WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

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HE'S OUT. LET'S GO.

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NO, NO.
IT'S FAMILY NIGHT.

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THAT MEANS EVERYONE.

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IF HE DOESN'T
        GET BACK SOON,

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WE'LL HAVE TO PUT IT OFF
        TILL NEXT YEAR.

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WHAT ABOUT THE REST
            OF<i> THIS</i> YEAR?

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HMM. WELL...

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[BEEP]

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SIMMONS, HOW DOES
MY SCHEDULE LOOK

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FOR THE REST
OF THIS YEAR?

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Simmons on radio:
    BUSY, SIR. VERY BUSY.

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WAIT, SOMETHING JUST
    OPENED UP FOR SEPTEMBER.

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NO, SCRATCH THAT.
    IT JUST FILLED UP.

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NO GOOD, HONEY.
IT HAS TO BE TODAY.

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AND I'VE GOT A CURE
TO DISCOVER AT 9:30,

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SO IF HE'S
NOT HOME SOON,

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WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CANCEL
THE WHOLE THING.

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[GROWLING]

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Dib, on radio:
    GAZ? COME IN, GAZ.

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EMERGENCY.

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THERE YOU ARE, GAZ.

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LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE
TO TAPE THE SHOW FOR ME.

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I MADE IT IN.

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IT'S INCREDIBLE.

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THERE ARE THINGS DOWN HERE
    I'VE NEVER EVEN DREAMED OF.

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I'M GONNA TRY
        AND BLOW IT UP.

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COME HOME NOW, DIB.

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YOUR WEIRD OBSESSIONS

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ARE NOT GONNA
        MESS TODAY UP FOR ME.

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I JUST WANNA GO OUT
            AND EAT WITH DAD,

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THAT'S ALL.

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STOP PLAYING WITH ZIM
        AND GET BACK HERE.

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YOU'RE BREAKING UP.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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I--WHAT?

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ZIM, YOU'LL NEVER
GET AWAY WITH--

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AAH!

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YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT
FOR NOW, ZIM.

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BUT YOU WON'T
GET AWAY WITH IT
FOR LONG.

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GAZ, MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T RECORD OVER
ANY OLD EPISODES!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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WELL, HELLO, LITTLE BOY.

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[GROWLS]

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HOW EMBARRASSING. OH!

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I'M GUARDING THE HOUSE.

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[MONKEY SHRIEKS]

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Kids, on TV:
    ♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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COME OUT TO
    BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG.

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WE GOT GAMES.
        WE GOT PARTY.

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WE GOT PIZZA.

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WHAT MORE YOU ASK FOR?

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[CHILDREN SINGING]

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All: WE LOVE YOU, BLOATY.

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I LOVE YOU, KID.

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[GROANS]

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[GROWLING]

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WHERE IS DIB?

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NONE MAY PASS.

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YOU ARE AN INTRUDER.

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WHERE IS DIB?

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RIGHT DOWN THERE.

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♪ DOO DOO
DOO DOO DOO ♪

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WAAH...

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MMM.

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WAAH...

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[GROWLS]

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YOU'RE SURE
THEY TOOK THIS ONE?

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YES!

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WAIT. MM-MM.

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MMM.

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[ZIM LAUGHING]

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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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IMPRESSIVE THAT
            YOU GOT INSIDE
            MY BASE, DIB.

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IF YOU HADN'T MADE
            THE STUPID MISTAKE

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OF TRYING TO
            TRANSMIT A MESSAGE,

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I MAY NEVER
HAVE CAUGHT YOU.

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BUT I DID CATCH YOU!

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AND BY THE IRKEN
            RULES OF WAR,

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YOU ARE MY PRISONER.

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YOU'LL DO YOUR SPECIES
        THE HONOR OF BEING

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ONE OF THE FIRST
        TO BE EXPERIMENTED ON.

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HMM.

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JUST ONE EXPERIMENT,

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THEN I GO RESCUE HIM.

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AHA HA HA HA!

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NOW, DIB, LET'S SEE
            WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

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WITH ALL YOUR ORGANS
            ON THE OUTSIDE!

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HA HA!
            ON THE OUTSIDE!

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GET IT?
                THE OUTSIDE!

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OK, DAD. WE CAN GO
TO BLOATY'S NOW.

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NO, NO, NO.
            WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE
            WITH HIM LIKE THAT.

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FAMILY NIGHT
        IS CANCELLED

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UNTIL HIS ORGANS
        ARE INSIDE HIM AGAIN.

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CANCELLED?

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NO-O-O!

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[CRYING]

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Gaz: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.

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COME ON, DIB.

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WHAT IS THIS?

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IS THIS SOME KIND
        OF A JOKE?

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DIB, YOU'VE
        REALLY SUNK LOW

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IF YOU THINK
        YOUR LITTLE SISTER
        CAN HELP YOU.

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I MADE THAT CONTAINMENT
        CHAMBER MYSELF.

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I WOULD DESTROY
YOU RIGHT NOW

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IF I DIDN'T EXPECT
        TO GET SO MUCH AMUSEMENT

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FROM WATCHING YOU TRY
        TO GET HIM OUT.

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HMM. OH!

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AAH!

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GAZ, YOU RESCUED ME.

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YEAH, YEAH.
NOW LET'S GO.

158
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WE CAN'T LEAVE NOW.

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WE CAN STOP HIM
ONCE AND FOR ALL--

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YOU AND ME
            AS A TEAM.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

162
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

163
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WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM
LIKE THIS.

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HE'S VULNERABLE!

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WE CAN STOP
HIS REIGN OF TERROR!

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[CRASH]

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ALL I WANT IS
    TO HAVE SOME PIZZA,

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HANG OUT WITH DAD,

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AND NOT LET YOUR WEIRDNESS
        MESS UP MY DAY.

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REIGN OF TERROR, GAZ!
        REIGN OF TERROR!

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[ZIM LAUGHING]

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YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
BY TELEPORTER, LITTLE GAZ.

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I'VE CUT THE POWER.

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YOUR PITIFUL
RESCUE ATTEMPT

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IS NOTHING BUT
A PITIFUL FAILURE.

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STUPID,
STINKING HUMANS.

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DOESN'T THIS STATION
    HAVE ESCAPE PODS?

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OF COURSE.
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE.

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STUPID, STUPID...

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WAAH!

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COME ON, GAZ,

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YOU'D SACRIFICE
THE ENTIRE PLANET

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JUST FOR SOME PIZZA?

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LOOK, YOU GOT TO PICK
WHAT WE ATE LAST TIME,

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AND NOW IT'S MY TURN.

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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
GO TOMORROW?

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YOU JUST DON'T GET IT,
        DO YOU?

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TRY TO OUTRUN ME
        IN ONE OF MY OWN SHIPS?

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WAAH!

190
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DAD, IT'S ME.

191
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DID YOU FIND YOUR BROTHER?

192
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YEAH, I'M GOING
            TO MEET YOU
            AT BLOATY'S, OK?

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ALL RIGHT.

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AAH!

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I'VE GOT TO GO, DAD.

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DIB'S LITTLE FRIEND
            IS BUGGING US.

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♪ DOO DEE
                DOO DOO DOO ♪

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TOO EASY.

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HOLD ON TO SOMETHING.

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I CAN'T.

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WHOA!

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AAH!

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[GASPING]

204
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,046
ALL RIGHT,
        THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH.

205
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,153
[PANTING]

206
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,922
[COUGHING AND WHEEZING]

207
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:26,664
[GROANS]

208
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I EAT TOO MANY PIZZA.

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[SNORING]

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PLEASE, GAZ.
            LISTEN TO REASON.

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HE'S STILL OUT THERE.
        HE'LL BE BACK.

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HE'S GONNA--

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OH! NO MORE PIZZA.

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[CHILDREN SHOUTING]

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[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]

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00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,637
MAKE SURE THAT
            YOU KEEP A CLOSE EYE
            ON THE PRESSURE,

217
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,472
AND I'LL BE
            BACK IN THE LAB
            IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

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00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,641
I HAD HIM.
I HAD HIM, GAZ.

219
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:11,810
IF YOU HADN'T
                RESCUED ME,
                I WOULD'VE--

220
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:12,877
[DOOR CHIME RINGS]

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00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,485
THERE HE IS!
                GAZ, UNSTRAP ME.

222
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,222
NOW, DIB,
WE FINISH THIS
ONCE AND FOR--

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AAH!

224
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♪ DOO DEE
        DOO DEE DOO ♪

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00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,360
[CHILDREN SINGING]
    ♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,163
♪ DOO DEE
                DOO DEE DOO ♪

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00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,998
♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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♪ BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG ♪

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Pig: ♪ DOO DEE
        DOO DEE ♪

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WHAT FORM OF
    EARTH MONSTERS ARE THESE?

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AAH! AAH!

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00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,356
THERE. SEE? YOU WON.

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EAT YOUR PIZZA.

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00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,558
I CAN'T.

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SHNOOKIE!